Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:
If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.
when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet
*leaves facebook forever*
Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm.
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]